BES Community Pledge Luncheon

Baltimore Ethical Society Members!

With our recent shift in political winds, we need progressive humanist broadcasting more than ever! So we’re launching “Pirate Radio BES!” Avast ye, all hands on deck!

Argh, matey, that’s right. We’re asking you to join us as we take humanism to the high seas at our 2017 BES Community Pledge Luncheon on Sunday, March 26 right after platform! No hornswaggling out of this cheap opportunity to do pirate-talk. Shiver me timbers and batten down the hatches, you might say. Prepare your duffle and join BES buccaneer helmsmen Paul Further-than-we’ve-sailed-before and Hugh Taft Moral-less as we all dig deep and heave ho! Let’s maximize our booty so we don’t have to scuttle the ship. Let’s tighten the rigging of the S. S. BES and turn the evil in the world into shark bait. They’ll be camaraderie, some “yo ho ho,” vittles, and some grog (should you want to put some sheets to the wind). Please RSVP ASAP either to Peg-Legged Paul or Hi Ho Hugh so that we know how many fish to fry.

Translator’s note: For all you land-lubbers, tell Paul or Hugh that you’ll attend our Pledge Luncheon right after platform on March 26th! Supplement delicious food from the Land of Kush with your own pot-luck item to share. See you all there!